And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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