i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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