But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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