i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Randomize
