im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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