it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Randomize
