Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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