the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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