your room smells of hookers.
And success
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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