do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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