Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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