she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
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The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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