Buhtt sex?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Randomize
