Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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