hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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