Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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