Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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