He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
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I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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