Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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