Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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