Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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