i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
