i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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