I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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