In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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