I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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