for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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