i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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