So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
