One girl and one boy is just not enough.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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