Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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