there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
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