And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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