R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
