They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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