It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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