I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
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He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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