I think my vagina is haunted
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I touched a dick in church today
How naked do you want me to be?
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