careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
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