just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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