i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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