Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
