Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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