In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
