hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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