smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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