you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
