I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
We just shotgunned beers for America
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
My dick has a subreddit
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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