Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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