My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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