Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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