Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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